chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

(via stop-right-there-criminal-scum)


(via mesita)



hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via cielbaiser)


methhomework:

ed sheeran is so silly

methhomework:

ed sheeran is so silly

(via cielbaiser)


antiocial:

irishphilosophy:

walrus0-and-the-carpenter:

This, every time.

unless they are your competitors

antiocial:

irishphilosophy:

walrus0-and-the-carpenter:

This, every time.

unless they are your competitors


lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

(via 87daysbefore)


bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

(via heathicorn)


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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

(via halees-comet)